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PSPOGO
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Feel free to post your best and worst pick-up lines...
"Nice legs - What time do they open?"
"wanna go back to my house for a pizza and a ****? (she looks weird at you), whats a matter....dont like pizza?"
"Do you do karate? Cuz your body is kickin' "
"Hey... If i said you have a nice body...
Would you hold it against me?" lol
"Can i touch you?"
"Hey, my name's ________. Remember it cuz u will be screamin it later"
"Did it hurt?" - Boy
"Did what hurt?" - Girl
"Falling from heaven..." - Boy
"Hello...."
"Hey"
"Damn is it day time already? or is that just you lighting up my world?"
"Baby, I'm like taco bell... I'll spice up your night..."
"have you heard of the word triple orgasm" one of my personal faves...
If you guys get rejected say:
"You should really lower your standards, cuz I did..."
"I should really stop going for girls, out of pity."
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:55 pm |
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Shadow Eagle
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Roflmao.
Epic thread.
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:56 pm |
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TE Munders
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woah! classics!
defs would use these on an everyday basis.
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:57 pm |
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sigmer
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I was just wondering how it feels like to be the most beautiful girl in the room ?
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:57 pm |
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Shadow Eagle
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Feels pretty good.
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:59 pm |
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sigmer
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Ha ha .........
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:59 pm |
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PSPOGO
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I just read this ridiculously funny one...
"Are you an angel... Cus I have an erection." Lol wtf
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:00 pm |
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TE Icarus
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lol nice. id give mine but if i did the world population might double... 
wondered why i have so many female friends torza? lol... with benifits...
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:00 pm |
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Shadow Eagle
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Errr.. what? 
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:01 pm |
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TE Munders
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yet another reference to tory being a girl!?
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:01 pm |
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Shadow Eagle
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No, you've missed the mark steve.
I thought it was because you're gay, logan?
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:02 pm |
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TE Icarus
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no! im metro LOL.
its one chick that reckons i am gay. 
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:06 pm |
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TE Munders
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I'd offer you some ice for the burn Mr Cool but i think you've got plenty.
just chip some off.
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:06 pm |
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PSPOGO
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*Off-Topic*
Lol, and as I was searching for these pick-up lines i posted ages ago on PSPISO i came across a thread that someone had created. On the PSPISO site i got in an internet argument over Emma Watson with some dude, and umm random people were enjoying it and were like "Yeah I love Emma too.." blah blah blah, so this guy created a thread saying who deserves Emma's unrequited love? Lol, and it was like between Me and 5 other randoms, and i was winning. But i got really angry at this other guy who i was competeing with and then the administrator of the site banned me...  so i had to use proxys and create other accounts for a little while, then just before... I came past the thread which is dead by the way and PSPOGO is still in the lead!!! woot! 27 votes that PSPOGO (my nearest competitor is around 20 votes) deserves Emma Watson. Lol, Shadow and Munders woould understand this... Maybe not the rest of you.
Anyway back on topic...
"That's a horrible (item of clothing) take it off... Now!"
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:07 pm |
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Shadow Eagle
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Oh god. So winning an internet poll, will bring her to you?
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:09 pm |
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TE Munders
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dont trust the poles!
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:09 pm |
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PSPOGO
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Lol, i wish jks... It'd actually probably make her stay away from me more, lol if she say that, she'd be like "Eewww creep. Get away!"
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:10 pm |
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TE Icarus
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lol steve nvm that was from me and tory today... and i was told about the emma thing... wierd
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:10 pm |
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TE Munders
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dont ask for the directors cut version!
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| Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:11 pm |
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PSPOGO
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"Can i have the directions to your house, cuz i keep getting lost in your eyes?"
"Are you tired, because you've been running around my mind all day"
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