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pspplaya17
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TE Wolf Fang wrote:
You know what they say once you go vista, you don't go back....

yea because people r too lazy to get the disk to go back to xp

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TE Wolf Fang
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No, its because vista grabs the XP disk

and smashes it in its glossy, candy like hands Cool

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FishStikz
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Nice description.

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TE jezza425
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yep hes rite thats wat mine done... Laughing

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Shadow Eagle
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Mmmm... candy Very Happy

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TE Wolf Fang
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hehehe i grow quite envoled when it comes to computers and candy Very Happy

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pspplaya17
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like how this got to pick up lines to about if vista is better or not

which it is not

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TE jezza425
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hmmm. ok back to the topic...

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TE Munders
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we always go off topic.

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pspplaya17
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yea we pritty much do

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TE jezza425
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yeah...

'is that a plane? or is it my heart taking off?'

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PSPOGO
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I found some random ones... They're liike "WTF!?!" You'd never say them...

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

Excuse me. Do you want to f*** or should I apologize?

F*** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f*** me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

Lol, I got these from a site that actually shows how many attempts were made using them and how many successes... The best results were:

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? 29 Attempts and 23 Successes

Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna f***? 120 Attempts 12 Successes

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. 120 Attempts 100 Successes

Wow. 100 Attempts 30 Successes Surprised

Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!" 30 Attempts 30 Successes Surprised

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name! 101 Attempts 31 Successes

You're ugly but you intrigue me... 8 Attempts 8 Slaps

Lol.... Wtf!? Man those are soo random...

Sorry for all that profanity and foul language...


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PSPOGO
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Lol, this is a funny one...

'(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.'
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TE Wolf Fang
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Hehehehe

"Your as beautiful as a 99.9% download bar" Cool

best nerd pickup line

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Shadow Eagle
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Awww... how sweet.

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TE jezza425
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haha that a awsome one.

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TE Munders
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wow at that percentage rate!!!

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FishStikz
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Whammy!

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PSPOGO
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I like to Snatch kisses... and vice-versa
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HairyFreak
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this should be sticky. Very Happy

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